Reasons Not To Be An Idiot
"Though she be but little, she is fierce." - A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 2

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity)


algrenion:

do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it

(Source: onlytwitterpics)


rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)


dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

herspanic:

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS


OH MY GOD

herspanic:

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

OH MY GOD

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: spongeboobus)