Reasons Not To Be An Idiot
"Though she be but little, she is fierce." - A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 3, Scene 2

chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

xxfanofmusicxx:

Andy Biersack

xxfanofmusicxx:

Andy Biersack

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

(Source: tomhazeldine)

Fiona takes care of everyone, but no one takes care of Fiona.

(Source: neonjunqles)

memewhore:

I just laughed so loudly I startled myself.

(Source: maaarine)

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

kingcheddarxvii:

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby

THIS POST IS A SIN

I don’t normally chase after boys but if he’s over 6 ft and has nice muscles a bitch just might power walk.Kieren Walker, 2x05 (via incorrectinthefleshquotes)

This song is the shit. 

(Source: Spotify)

wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)